Last Updated: November 29, 2007 at 9:12 pm
By: Stephen Jackson
A great email just came into the Newsdesk. The subject is “Losers”.
24 pages (I kid you not) of crazy. Here are some gems…
“I was a White house representative and i was set up by Corutney Cox and Jennifer ansiton and i was shot at at night (not directly) over 76 times by the Sherrif Departmetn of SantaBarbar County. I am a professional musician, actor, moive writer and producer and i was set up on an initiation in order to date actresses..”
That’s right, shot 76 times.
“Despite my affiliations with the news, I was assaulted by a tattooed Patrolling Sherrif who not only threatened me, he threatened the State governor and White House Affiliations in Washington DC.
I’m interested… Tell me more…
“He told me that if he ever saw me again he would beat me and he would faze me on sight. He threatened me with assault and battery and he didnt respect the pentagon.
It goes on like this for ages. I love reading this stuff.
Edit - He really doesn’t like Jennifer Aniston and Cortney Cox. Here’s a little more on them:
“The two of them are sly mouth cheat a holics who lie, conive and try to control events through orchestrations of gunfire, sex and destruction. They are satanic vultures to say the least.”
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